Parking Lot Greeter Seriously Injured

Rotte Department Store greeter, Kim Tae Hee

BUSAN, KOR- A strange medical phenomenon occurred at a Rotte Department Store in the Seomyeon area yesterday afternoon. Emergency medical personnel on the scene reported that Kim Tae Hee, a parking lot greeter, became suddenly and inexplicably paralyzed from the waist up.

"I was performing my regular bowing duties in the parking lot when something didn't feel right" explained Kim, age 32. "As the 657th car of the day was passing by me, I was mid-bow. When I tried to return to an upright position, I was stuck! I didn't feel any pain, I just couldn't stop bowing!"

Emergency medical personnel were contacted immediately by Kim's colleague, Park Jae Won, the associate responsible for using airplane signals to guide cars into the appropriate space.

"At first when she came to me, I thought she was bowing very formally and respectfully. Then, I realized she wasn't getting up!" reported Park. Thanks to Park's quick response, Kim was immediately rushed to the Seomyeon Medical Center for treatment.

Doctors continue to be baffled by this mysterious paralysis, but speculate that it will only be temporary.

A spokesperson from Rotte, who wished to remain anonymous, stated that "he hopes for a speedy recovery. Kim is the best bower we have. The parking garage just isn't the same without her."



*image stolen from Google